Ask Mitt Romney Anything

Dear Mitt,

Who’s your Destroying Angel? Do you have one?

Jason, Mobile

Porter Rockwell.

Mitt,

If you are elected, what will you do to fix our nation’s failing public schools?

Gary, Newport

Young people need to learn the dignity of work.

Hey Mitt,

Can you do the Gagnam Style dance?

Justin, Cooperstown

Who let the dogs out? Who? Who?

Mitt,

Why would any woman ever vote for you?

Shelly, Pensacola

Some of my closest friends own women.

Dear Mitt,

If you have the opportunity to make any Supreme Court appointments, who would be on your short list?

Ted, Winnipeg

I like that Judge Joe Brown a lot. Really keeps it real in the courtroom. I like that.

Dear Mitt,

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Amy, Trenton

What do you want me to say? I’ll say that.

Dear Mitt,

On a scale of one to ten, how much do you agree with (a) Glenn Beck, (b) Ann Coulter, (c) Rush Limbaugh, (d) Jeb Bush, and (e) Jon Huntsman?

Stephen, Missoula

Yes.

Dear Mitt,

Do you like ice cream?

Poppy, Altoona

Oh my glory I sure do!

Dear Mitt,

Which one of your sons is your favorite?

Than, Charlottesville

Doodle.

Dear Mitt,

Do you even want to be president? You seem like you don’t.

Moshe, Kew Gardens

I’m running for office, for Pete’s sake. I can’t have illegals.

Dear Mitt,

If you’ve had really great service at a restaurant, how much would you tip on a $50 check?

Saul, Muncie

I don’t leave tips for the help.

Dear Mitt,

Do you ship Steve and Tony?

Heather, West Palm Beach

I already told you people. I hated The Avengers.

So Mitt,

Who are you voting for?

Titus, West Memphis

Ron Paul has some pretty good ideas.

Dear Mitt,

How do you expect to get the Tumblr vote if you don’t like Harry Potter?

Kelly, Columbus

The answer is self-deportation.

Dear Mitt,

What’s on your iPod?

Kelly, Providence

Lots of Nickelback.