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19

Oct


Dear Mitt,
Who’s your Destroying Angel? Do you have one?
Jason, Mobile

Porter Rockwell.

Dear Mitt,

Who’s your Destroying Angel? Do you have one?

Jason, Mobile

Porter Rockwell.

18

Oct


Mitt,
If you are elected, what will you do to fix our nation’s failing public schools?
Gary, Newport

Young people need to learn the dignity of work.

Mitt,

If you are elected, what will you do to fix our nation’s failing public schools?

Gary, Newport

Young people need to learn the dignity of work.

17

Oct


Hey Mitt,
Can you do the Gagnam Style dance?
Justin, Cooperstown

Who let the dogs out? Who? Who?

Hey Mitt,

Can you do the Gagnam Style dance?

Justin, Cooperstown

Who let the dogs out? Who? Who?

16

Oct


Mitt,
Why would any woman ever vote for you?
Shelly, Pensacola

Some of my closest friends own women.

Mitt,

Why would any woman ever vote for you?

Shelly, Pensacola

Some of my closest friends own women.

15

Oct


Dear Mitt,
If you have the opportunity to make any Supreme Court appointments, who would be on your short list?
Ted, Winnipeg

I like that Judge Joe Brown a lot. Really keeps it real in the courtroom. I like that.

Dear Mitt,

If you have the opportunity to make any Supreme Court appointments, who would be on your short list?

Ted, Winnipeg

I like that Judge Joe Brown a lot. Really keeps it real in the courtroom. I like that.

14

Oct


Dear Mitt,
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Amy, Trenton

What do you want me to say? I’ll say that.

Dear Mitt,

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Amy, Trenton

What do you want me to say? I’ll say that.

13

Oct


Dear Mitt,
On a scale of one to ten, how much do you agree with (a) Glenn Beck, (b) Ann Coulter, (c) Rush Limbaugh, (d) Jeb Bush, and (e) Jon Huntsman?
Stephen, Missoula

Yes.

Dear Mitt,

On a scale of one to ten, how much do you agree with (a) Glenn Beck, (b) Ann Coulter, (c) Rush Limbaugh, (d) Jeb Bush, and (e) Jon Huntsman?

Stephen, Missoula

Yes.

12

Oct


Dear Mitt,
Do you like ice cream?
Poppy, Altoona

Oh my glory I sure do!

Dear Mitt,

Do you like ice cream?

Poppy, Altoona

Oh my glory I sure do!

11

Oct


Dear Mitt,
Which one of your sons is your favorite?
Than, Charlottesville

Doodle.

Dear Mitt,

Which one of your sons is your favorite?

Than, Charlottesville

Doodle.

10

Oct


Dear Mitt,
Do you even want to be president? You seem like you don’t.
Moshe, Kew Gardens

I’m running for office, for Pete’s sake. I can’t have illegals.

Dear Mitt,

Do you even want to be president? You seem like you don’t.

Moshe, Kew Gardens

I’m running for office, for Pete’s sake. I can’t have illegals.

09

Oct


Dear Mitt,
If you’ve had really great service at a restaurant, how much would you tip on a $50 check?
Saul, Muncie

I don’t leave tips for the help.

Dear Mitt,

If you’ve had really great service at a restaurant, how much would you tip on a $50 check?

Saul, Muncie

I don’t leave tips for the help.

08

Oct


Dear Mitt,
Do you ship Steve and Tony?
Heather, West Palm Beach

I already told you people. I hated The Avengers.

Dear Mitt,

Do you ship Steve and Tony?

Heather, West Palm Beach

I already told you people. I hated The Avengers.

07

Oct


So Mitt,
Who are you voting for?
Titus, West Memphis

Ron Paul has some pretty good ideas.

So Mitt,

Who are you voting for?

Titus, West Memphis

Ron Paul has some pretty good ideas.

06

Oct


Dear Mitt,
How do you expect to get the Tumblr vote if you don’t like Harry Potter?
Kelly, Columbus

The answer is self-deportation.

Dear Mitt,

How do you expect to get the Tumblr vote if you don’t like Harry Potter?

Kelly, Columbus

The answer is self-deportation.

05

Oct


Dear Mitt,
What’s on your iPod?
Kelly, Providence

Lots of Nickelback.

Dear Mitt,

What’s on your iPod?

Kelly, Providence

Lots of Nickelback.